Paper Shredder Scissors

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When we first saw the Paper Shredder Scissors, we thought it was a JOKE. A pair of scissors with FIVE DIFFERENT BLADES? Ridiculous! But then we played with them a bit and changed our minds completely -- This thing was BRILLIANT! Meet the world's first PAPER SHREDDER SCISSORS. Up until now, paper shredders were costly and complicated electrical devices. Oh sure, if you run a spy agency or something, you want a heavy-duty paper shredder around. But for most of us, we only have to shred the occasional bill, credit card, or dirty photograph. And for tasks like that, the Paper Shredder Scissors is perfect! It works like an ordinary pair of scissors, except it makes five parallel cuts at a time. Just snip away at the bank statement or credit card receipt, and reduce to document to shreds in seconds. (It's also fun and strangely satisfying.) Besides being useful, the Paper Shredder Scissors is a conversation piece. leave one on your desk, and everyone in your office will want to take it for a spin. It's everything you want in a stupid product -- It's funny. It's useful. It's interesting. In other words. you'll love it to pieces!

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