And along came Trailer Trash Turleen, to pour that drink for us.. You've never seen a doll quite like this, I guarantee you. She's 12 inches of pure white trailer trash, and the best (worst?) part is that even this tiny specimen of womanhood can talk. Amazing. Tickle her pregnant belly and try to smile as she spits her favorite brew in your face while saying some of the most hilarious things you've never heard.